From the mouth of a three year old.

In the past week Cole has had some funny things to say, and I think you will enjoy them.

Background: Cole is learning to use the toilet.

Cole was headed to the laundry room to use the toilet when Nathaniel asked him, "Cole, did you go poop on the toilet today?" Cole replied, "No, I went in the toilet."

I am so glad that he got that one right.

One night he came running into the kitchen and yelled, "I'm a turd!"

Tonight at the dinner table we were eating and Cole asked "Can I have some rotten carrots?" Caleb answered back "Cole, you mean raw carrots." Cole just smiled.

You just can't make this stuff up. It's little moments like these that really lighten up the day and make you laugh.